THE FEMALE: A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summerhouse in the country where he retreated for several weeks every year. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that's n

Degenerate: After his motion to surprises evidence was denied by the court the angered attorney spoke up, "Your Honor," he said, "what would you do if I called you a stupid, degenerate, old fool." The Judge, n

The Reply: After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, "Mrs. Packard -- after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, di

Assignment: A recent admittee to the bar accepted a job at a prestigious law firm in Los Angeles. Many law firms competed for the new attorney because of his top class ranking and because of his well-known wit

Commandments: While summing up the State's case against the alleged despicable conduct of the defendant, the Prosecutor addressed the jury, "Ladies and gentlemen -- all I can say is that if Moses had known the d

Prosecutor's name: An attorney ran over to the office of his client. "I can't believe it!" said the angered attorney; "You sent a case of Dom Paragon to the judge in your case? That judge is as straight as an arrow.

Guilty: In questioning potential jurors for an upcoming trial the Judge inquired, "Is there any reason why any of you cannot see this trial through to its conclusion?" A lone juror spoke up, "I can't!" sta

Judgment: The prostitute's lawyer addressed the court first, "Your Honor, my client, this lady here, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which propert

Trial: Having been propositioned by a well-defined and uptown prostitute one evening, a successful single gentleman agreed to have consensual sex with the young lady for the sum of $500.00. After the even

Electrician: After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home he handed him the bill. "Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work?" cried the attorney, "That's ridiculous! Why I'm

I'm OK: An Amish man named Samuel was injured when a car at an intersection struck him and his horse. Samuel sued the driver of the car. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer: Lawyer: