| Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. "Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the process of admission, and all you need to do to get into Heaven is pass a simple test. Are you ready?"The first person said, "I've prepared for this moment for 73 years.""Okay," said St. Peter, "spell 'God'.""G-O-D.""Very good, enter your eternal reward.""That was easier than I thought it would be," the second person said, "I'll take my test now.""Okay," said St. Peter, "spell 'love'.""L-O-V-E.""Excellent, enter your eternal reward."The third person, a lawyer, said, "Boy, is this is gonna be a snap. Give me my test.""Okay," said St. Peter, "spell 'prorhipidoglossomorpha'."Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine |
