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| 1Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?A: His lips move2Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.3Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honor.4Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. 5Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys6Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap? A: a bucket7Q: What is the difference between God and a lawyer? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer. 8Q: What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common? A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.9Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time. 10Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their personalities. |
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