The first profession: A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first surger

The heart of the matter: A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts

The lawyer & the dead man: A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer, doctor and clergyman - at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death a

The lawyer who was too big to bury: Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

First Pick: Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? A: Because New Jersey got first pick!!

The teacher, the thief & the lawyer: A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a

Trampoline vs. lawyer: Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Judges deliberations on a paternity suit: Everyone in the courtroom waited with great anticipation as the judge, ensconced in his chambers, considered the evidence in the widely publicized paternity suit. Emerging after a long deliberation, t

Broke: What do you call an honest lawyer?Broke.

IQ: Q. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?A. Your Honour

Can i sue for that?: Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer."And now someone