Stories: How many lawyer jokes are there?3, the rest are true stories.

Porcupine: What's the difference between a Porcupine, and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?A Porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Because: Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?Because deep down, they're really good people.

Bury: Why don't lawyers lie on the beach?Dogs would bury them.

Another: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? Another lawyer.

Nothing: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

Marriege: What's the best way to save a marriage?Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!!!!

Still: What do lawyers do when they die?Lie, still!

Okay: The devil came to a young lawyer and said, "I'll make you a partner in your firm if you give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of each of your three kids, and you agree to sell every one o

Viagra: Do you know what happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller.

Question: A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates."$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer."Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man."Yes," the lawyer replied, "and wha