Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?: Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.

What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? They grow taller.

It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...: It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

A very successful lawyer parked his...: A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.

There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...: There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck si

What Did A Lawyer Name His ...: What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter? Sue!!

How many lawyers does it take to change a...: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? “Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreemen

Justice Prevailed: A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited abou

De-evolution: At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

Improvements in Hell: An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning,

New Improved Lawnmowers: One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass". The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't affo