500 lawyers in the ocean: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

Redundant: What is a criminal lawyer? Redundant.

Heaven: An attorney passed on and found himself in Heaven. Not at all happy with his accommodations, he complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The attorn

Offer: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.

Strange: A lawyer named 'Strange' was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," respo

Lessons for Lawyers: What educational programs should the United States support to alleviate the burgeoning U.S.-Japan trade imbalance? Japanese language lessons for lawyers.

Hell: A lawyer is standing at the gates to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins: 1. Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty; 2. Defending an obviously

Stick: What's the difference between a stork and an attorney? One can stick its bill up its ass, the other one should.

Sorry Sister: A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway. One day as he was driving along he came across a Nun who appeared to be having car tr

True: How many lawyer jokes are there? Just two ... all the rest are true.

Kidney: A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch." "What catch?" the man