Same Service: Why does the Bar prohibit lawyers from having sex with their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service. Caterer: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer. That's not an attorney! -- That's God.: A judge of some thirty years passed away unexpectedly. Upon his passing he as greeted by an angel who explained he was there to guide the judge to heaven. The angel introduced himself and added, "a Punishment?: A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. "What a ri School: The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he Great: A man walks into a bar with an alligator. "Do you serve lawyers in here? THE FEMALE: A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summerhouse in the country where he retreated for several weeks every year. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that's n Degenerate: After his motion to surprises evidence was denied by the court the angered attorney spoke up, "Your Honor," he said, "what would you do if I called you a stupid, degenerate, old fool." The Judge, n The Reply: After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, "Mrs. Packard -- after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, di Assignment: A recent admittee to the bar accepted a job at a prestigious law firm in Los Angeles. Many law firms competed for the new attorney because of his top class ranking and because of his well-known wit Commandments: While summing up the State's case against the alleged despicable conduct of the defendant, the Prosecutor addressed the jury, "Ladies and gentlemen -- all I can say is that if Moses had known the d |
