Prosecutor's name: An attorney ran over to the office of his client. "I can't believe it!" said the angered attorney; "You sent a case of Dom Paragon to the judge in your case? That judge is as straight as an arrow.

Guilty: In questioning potential jurors for an upcoming trial the Judge inquired, "Is there any reason why any of you cannot see this trial through to its conclusion?" A lone juror spoke up, "I can't!" sta

Judgment: The prostitute's lawyer addressed the court first, "Your Honor, my client, this lady here, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which propert

Trial: Having been propositioned by a well-defined and uptown prostitute one evening, a successful single gentleman agreed to have consensual sex with the young lady for the sum of $500.00. After the even

Electrician: After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home he handed him the bill. "Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work?" cried the attorney, "That's ridiculous! Why I'm

I'm OK: An Amish man named Samuel was injured when a car at an intersection struck him and his horse. Samuel sued the driver of the car. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer: Lawyer:

Riding alone: A judge was riding horses one day with a young lawyer friend. They came upon an open stretch of country and noticed a hangman's noose hanging from a tree, solemnly waiving in the wind. The judge tu

Chief Justice: The Chief Justice of an Appellate Court invited the newly appointed Justice over for dinner. During the meal, the new appointee, Justice Johnson, couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely t

Steep: A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that kind of steep?

Draw: A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time, robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, DEAD or ALIVE! A trigger happy, young, enterpr

Accurate: George and Harry set out in a trans-Atlantic hot air balloon race. After 37 hours in the air and appearing lost, George offers, "We had better lose some altitude Harry so we can see exactly where w