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Right?: Q: She had three children, right?A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?A: None.Q: Were there any girls?

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Bofore or After: Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?A: After the accident?Q: Before the accident.A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

I think: Q: Sir, what is your IQ?A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Accident: Q: And where was the location of the accident?A: Approximately milepost 499.Q: And where is milepost 499?A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Upset: Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.

Forty-five years: Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you?A: Forty-five years.

Moment of impact: Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Date of birth: Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.

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