ON HEARING THE NEWS: A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. "Is Mr. Spenser there?" asked the client on the phone."I'm very sorry, but Mr. Spen

THE YOUNG ATTORNEY ON VACATION: For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting

A ROMANTIC AT HEART: A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes ou

MORE AMAZINGLY REAL EXTRACTS FROM AMERICAN COURTRO: 1"Are you married? ""No, I'm divorced." "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?""A lot of things I didn't know about." 2"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposi

A STRANGE STORY: A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription wo

THE SNAKE AND THE RABBIT: A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediately began to argue with one another as to w

WHILE DINING AT THE COUNTRY CLUB: A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager

A PIED PIPER VARIATION: A man was looking around a small gift shop when he came across an amazingly ugly statue of a rat. As he was staring at this statue, the shopkeeper came up to him and began to speak."Sir, I couldn't he

HOW LONG HAVE I GOT LEFT?: A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The m

THE SMALL TOWN WITNESS: A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes

PAYING THEIR RESPECTS: An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His Lawyer