I think: Defendant: Can I address the court?Judge: Of course.Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail.Defendant:

How Far Was It?: At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they did not remember every single detail of an a

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Advice From A Lawyer Is Worth....: George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from navigation to thoughts of how clo

Farmer John's Mule: Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his pick-up, and he filed a lawsuit against the driver who hit him. When the case went to trial, the truck driver's big city lawyer questioned farmer John."Aft

The Brass Rat: A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty curio shop, which seemed to be forgotten by time. It seemed very out of place in the busy city. The man's curiosity was piqued, and he entered the shop.

Bear With Me....: A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would invite friends to come to visit him. One summer he invited a lawyer fro

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawy: •Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. •When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other. •Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." •Your lawye

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Do You Serve....: A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?""Sure do," said the bartender."Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a la

Deer Tracks?: Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely. The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should foll