I Have To Sleep With What?: Chicago sent its police chief, fire chief, and city attorney to a municipal management conference in Indiana. While driving through a rural area, their car broke down, and they sought assistance at a

By death: Attorney: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?Witness: By death.Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?

That's me: Attorney: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?Witness: That's me.Attorney: Were you present when that picture was taken?

What were you doing at that time?: Attorney: Do you know how far you are pregnant now?Witness: I'll be three months on November 8.Attorney: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8?Witness: Yes.Attorney: What were you doing

Too critical to answer: Attorney: Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?Attorney: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?Attorney: Were you alone or by yourself?Attorney: How long have you been a Fr

Did he kill you?: Attorney: What happened then?Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."Attorney: Did he kill you?

Until the next morning: Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Did you ever stay: Attorney: Did you ever stay all night with Mr. Jones in New York?Witness: I refuse to answer that question.Attorney: Did you ever stay all night with Mr. Jones in Chicago?Witness: I refuse to answer t

Too silly: Attorney: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

I understand: Attorney: Now, Officer, besides the flushed face, the weaving motion, the staggering gait, and the odor of alcohol emitting from his breath, did you notice anything else unusual about the defendant be

It is part of my job: Defendant: How can you sentence an innocent man to prison?Judge: It is part of my job.