Lawyers off bridge...: Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river? A: Pollution.Q: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge? A: Solution.

Lawyers on the beach: Q: How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? A: Cats keep covering them over with sand.

Lawyers stinkin' up the place: Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Lawyers' word processor: Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Legalese: Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.

Experimenting on rats: At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?""Really?" the other replied, "Why d

Lion, tiger, lawyer, elevator: Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.

Man walks into a lawyer's office...: A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions,

Oh, those darn lawyers: Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ah

Singled-celled lawyer: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba? One wears a tie.

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving: Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.